Binge-Watching The Latest Holiday Movies: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
‘Tis the season to slob out on the couch and demolish a tin of mince pies in front of a great film, a awful feature, or one that’s awesomely awful.
As always, a selection of new Christmas films hopes to be part of our seasonal watchlist—perhaps even finding a spot alongside timeless staples like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
Thus, in a noble effort to separate the winners from the losers, and to embrace the Christmas spirit, I binged as many new festive movies as possible in a single day.
Early Morning: A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Beginning, optimistically, on a positive note. This is the sole 2025 entry on a well-known aggregator's list of the top 100 holiday films of all time.
The musical trio end up stranded in the UK after wrapping up their global concert series and must get home for Christmas. Their attempts are hindered by an malevolent Father Christmas, who breaks into song to state they won’t get home until they “rekindle their brotherly magic.”
The banter between the arguing trio is entertaining even for the casual viewer, while fans will certainly pick up on lots of in-jokes as they endeavor to get back using every mode of travel possible.
It’s a journey of epic proportions.
It’s not a timeless masterpiece, but is superb for fans and a solid start to the day.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who will have to sit through it.
Late Morning: Tinsel Town
Famous performer Kiefer Sutherland stars as a movie actor cast a "panto".
“A panto-what??” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and ageing star Brad Mack, who has seen better days and whose agent has misled him into thinking he’s performing in high-class London stage.
His pantomime cast-mates tell him he’s playing Buttons. “Absolutely not,” he protests. It's easy to predict their retort. Except if you’re ignorant of traditional British theatre traditions.
There are some very funny lines, some heartwarming side stories, and the rest of the cast is brilliant, too.
It’s the sort of feature that would be a bit tacky at another season, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
10.19am - Christmas Karma
Danny Dyer pops up at the start of this film, too, insulting someone for the next movie straight. Might this become a budding festive ritual?
This time, he’s a crooning chauffeur who encounters Mr Sood, the newest interpretation on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by a star of Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative progresses as the stingy Mr Sood is visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This Indian Scrooge is at least different from all the others, but regrettably he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s acting is flat—a significant issue when he’s so central to everything.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
There's just enough time for a network's Christmas comedy-drama—which stars Guz Khan as a endearingly grumpy man who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he receives an large festive windfall at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) convinces him blowing the money on a holiday to Lapland.
There’s just one snag—he learns there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to return the remainder.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Early Afternoon: Champagne Problems
This is one of those holiday movies where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the background—Christmas is the setting of the film rather than its raison d’etre—but it feels cosy and festive all the same.
High-powered businesswoman Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is assigned to a French chateau to do a deal for a champagne business. On the way, she meets a fellow in a bookshop who vows to show her Christmas in Paris.
A commentator recently claimed this is the finest new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a festive dalliance with a hint of sophistication and gives the required warm and fuzzy feels.
The scene with a lengthy discussion about Die Hard is very good too.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
A Charming Quest
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, refuses to stop believing in Father Christmas, despite the efforts of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him the reality.
The answer is out there, and Chris ventures forth to find it with the expert help of a panel of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s gentle but endearing, and perfect viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
4.39pm - Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the matriarch of a dysfunctional American family who gather for the holidays—including fellow Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer begins by referencing Christmas classics like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the real champions of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the premise, but in execution it’s really a jumble of those aforementioned movies, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last comes into her own.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
6.43pm - A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s waned in quality, but thankfully here’s a new addition in the crowded field of predictable, sentimental, cheesy—and highly entertaining—seasonal comfort food.
It’s a story as familiar as can be: An American woman travels to a picturesque cold country and ends up discovering romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher